I’m a fan of two word explanations/dedications.
-Get Lost
-Love You 
-Get F*cked
-Game Over

And so, I never thought it possible that there could be any two words that would make me find a man more attractive other than:

Yum Cha followed by, On me.

For our Readers abroad Yum Cha isn’t a form of lubricant – its Dim Sum, only better. And when it comes to Yum Cha – the Dim and the Sum of it is…Australia rocks.

However, that was last week.

This week I met a man who took my word count up a notch.

It was during a photo shoot. Before you get nervous; no I haven’t given up my day job to become a model, and yes, you are right, there isn’t any way of saying you were “doing a photo shoot,”unless you are a model, or a wanker…

So, it will give you great pleasure to know that during my photo shoot I had two words that may bring a smile to your face.

Blind Pimple (followed by) On Me

Just below the right hand corner of my lip to be precise.
So, there I was with my hairdo, in my fancy magazine wardrobe outfit, with a very fun photographer who if I met out would probably think was

Too Fashionable.

Followed by

For Me!

But since it was all

Lights Camera

We got along famously.

Anyways, there I was perched on my stool and he was all into the two word explanations too.

Turn Right (followed by)

Head up(followed by)

Eyes Down (it was just like bingo).

But then he stepped it up to three words…It was kind of like we were building for an orgasm

Happy yet Venerable

Cute yet Angry

Pout yet Intelligent.

As I stared into the lens like an over-excited kangaroo looking down the barrel of a loaded weapon I had to say two words, actually, not even three could cover what I was thinking.

I’ve got a blind pimple I spurted out (like he wouldn’t have noticed!).
He looked at me and said don’t worry. Followed by the most miraculous words a man has said to me…

I’VE GOT PHOTO SHOP!

I wanted to say should I take my pants off now?But it wasn’t that kind of shoot! And who am I kidding, I’m a nana – nanas don’t do play boy…

But it got me thinking…Imagine if that’s how easy relationships were?

If instead of trying to hide our flaws we all just got brave enough to actually admit them? The reward? Loved ones then get out a gun and blow your blemishes away…

After all, if you can be bold enough to let all hang out, chances are people’s strengths will compliment your weaknesses…Chances are they’d love you more if you could just admit them - and they could help you.

But first they need to know what they are!

“I’ve got a problem with honesty.”

Good cos’ I’m excellent at picking a liar!

I eat too much.

Handy, I’m a chef!Sure it means you have to be the one with the pimple from time to time, but find the right person and it’s so easy to fix. And cheaper than products!

Oh the opportunities are endless. But then again, people are fickle.

When I was getting ready for my jogging club this morning I got up to put on my leggings and caught a glimpse of my clear face - and my trunk in the mirror and thought:

You know, that photographer is out – this week is all about two words…

Air Brush

Email me, Emma-Kate Dobbin
editor@tootstar.com